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    November 06

    论牛逼,装逼和傻逼!

    牛逼是少数,装逼是普遍存在的,傻逼到处都是。牛逼的人只有一个女人或男人,装逼的人女人或男人很多,
    傻逼的人的女人的男人很多或男人的女人很多。牛逼的人不在乎开车还是走路,装逼的人出门必开宝马,傻
    逼的人开吉利美人豹。牛逼的人喝的是国宴特供,装逼的人喝的是芝华士,傻逼的人喝的是干红兑雪碧。牛
    逼的人穿着板鞋去谈生意,装逼的人穿者西服去音乐厅,傻逼的人穿者盛装去麦当劳。牛逼的人点烟别人给
    点,装逼的人点烟用火柴,傻逼的人点烟用zippo。牛逼的人和国人只说中国白话,装逼的人爱夹杂着文言文,
    傻逼的人说话爱中外文夹杂。牛逼的人写文章有自己的风格,装逼的人写文章爱模仿旧式口语,傻逼的人写
    文章像CCTV。牛逼的人有自己的生活方式,装逼的人模仿别人的生活方式,傻逼的人模仿不好别人的生活方式。
    牛逼的人就是在游泳池里撒尿都不动声色,装逼的人想学牛逼的人在泳池里撒尿却因为上火尿出黄色液体。傻
    逼的人直接在跳台上向泳池里撒尿。牛逼的人需要相处一段时间才会觉得他牛逼,装逼的人刚开始相处觉得很
    牛逼,时间长了才知道是装逼,傻逼的人一开始就让人觉得很傻逼。牛逼的人一般都自称傻逼,装逼的人也自
    称傻逼,但生怕别人不知道自己牛逼而装作牛逼。傻逼的人逢人就称自己牛逼。牛逼的人最怕别人说自己牛逼,
    装逼的人最怕别人说自己不牛逼,傻逼的人最怕别人说自己傻逼。牛逼的人知道自己牛逼,装逼的人以为自己
    牛逼,傻逼的人不知道自己傻逼。有实力装逼是牛逼, 没有实力的装逼是傻逼。在某种情况下,傻逼可以进化
    成装逼,装逼也可以退化成傻逼,很多时候装逼和傻逼的界限是模糊的,但牛逼永远是牛逼。

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